"Note posted on the classroom clock during finals: Tims is passing. Are you?" "I teach. What's your superpower?" "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus." These are just a few of the charming and funny entries teachers will love in this A+ calendar. Each colorful page of the "Teachers: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes" calendar features a quote, tip, story, or running gag such as T-shirts for Teachers, Moments That Make It All Worthwhile, and Jokes for School Nurses.