Dave Barry no longer writes his regular humor column, and he regularly has to inform people, including his immediate family, that he is not, in fact, dead. But his humor lives on in this "Classic Dave" calendar. Each page of the "Classic Dave Barry" calendar features insightful observations from the archives like this one: Give a dog something totally wretched to eat, such as a toad part or a wad of pre-chewed gum, and the dog will henceforth view you as the Supreme Being.