"Accept God's friend request. Read the Bible. It's user-friendly, plus we offer tech support. " Who says God's advertising can't be lighthearted or even have a sense of humor? The "Church Signs 2015 Calendar" is filled with quotes that are uplifting, thought provoking, and even humorous. At once reverent and witty, these little sayings go a long way in adding goodwill to each day.